Thursday, May 20, 2010
Four-year-olds, Fitting Rooms and Foul Odors
Since this reality is never too far below the surface it was no surprise when my son announced his latest foul release in the fitting room today at Ross.
“Mommy, I just farted, and it STINKS!”
He was right, and I winced considering the woman who occupied the dressing room next to ours.
“I have such stinky FARTS!” he continued.
I didn’t argue. I was trying not to breathe.
“I don’t know why God made me this way, with such STINKY farts.”
I laughed wondering if God imagined this conversation when he was molding my little man-child. Regardless here we were with moms, grandmas and Ross’ associates serving as our hidden audience. I opened my mouth to respond to his question with encouragement and a chin-up sentiment, but before I could get the words out my little biohazard concluded, “But God made me this way.” With this statement he farted again, filling the dressing area with his own air of confidence.
He wasn’t concerned with who heard him discussing these intimate details, and he did not appear worried about who might benefit from his lack of self-control. He was only momentarily disrupted by his own discomfort and seemed to enjoy the conversation that ensued as a result.
At home during Bible time and throughout the course of our days we’ve been discussing how God made us each special and unique. We’ve been learning that God has a plan laid out for our lives and how he made each of us just the way he wants us. Apparently these words have found a home in my son for he is certain that he is wonderfully designed by God to emit foul odors – and he’s okay with that.
While I am delighted that my son has made peace with himself and his own unique smells, I am quite certain that God has greater plans in mind for him than mastering his bodily functions or being able to clear a room. Still I suppose that is quite a feat for a four-year-old.